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A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
"Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"
The cop looked at the bike over and handed the girl a 5dollar ticket for a safety violation.
The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top"
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THE WORLDS NICEST CAR!
THERE WERE THESE THREE MEN CALLED MANNERS, F**K OFF AND SHIT, THEY WERE WALKING DOWN THE ROAD WHEN MANNERS DECIDED TO CLIMB A TREE, HE FELL. F**K OFF WENT TO GET HELP, ON THE WAY HE WAS STOPPED BY A POLICE MAN. "HELLO, HELLO, HELLO WHATS YOUR NAME":- "F**K OFF SIR", SORRY COME AGAIN "FUCK OFF SIR" WELL!!! WHERES YOURS MANNERS. "DOWN THE ROAD PICKING UP SHIT"
