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FUNNY SLOGANS
                10 GREAT SPEEDING EXCUSES

BACK TO HOMEPAGE
NUTTY AS SQUIRREL SHIT

RIDES BETTER THAN YOU WIFE OFFICER

I GET ENOUGH EXERCISE PUSHING MY LUCK

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE, SMOKE AND FLY

LEAVE LATER, RIDE FASTER

I WISH MY WIFE WAS THIS DIRTY
1.SORRY OFFICER, BUT YOUR MAMA HATES IT WHEN I'M LATE.

2.I BLACKED-OUT AFTER BEING BUZZED BY A UFO, AND CAME OUT OF THE TRANCE WHEN I SAW YOUR BLUE LIGHTS.

3.I'VE GOT DIARRHOEA, AND WANTED TO GET HOME BEFORE I FILLED MY LEATHERS.

4.A GUST OF WIND PUSHED ME OVER THE LIMIT.

5.I HAD TO RUSH MY DYING HAMSTER TO THE VET, BUT HE SEEMS TO HAVE FALLEN OFF.

6.I THOUGHT MY SPEEDO WAS IN KMH.

7.SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU FANCIED A RACE.

8.PUT IT ON MY TAB, PIG.

9.I WAS LOOKING AT THE REV COUNTER BY MISTAKE.

10.HOW ABOUT BEST OF THREE.